Character meme: List 12 of your own character w/o reading the questions first and then answer the questions...yeah!

1) Tai
2) Hikaru
3) kogi
4) Hiroshi
5) Officer Jiro
6) L-chan
7) Goshi
8) Masakuni
9) Chantal
10) Saku
11) Tadashi
12) Demetrius

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (L-chan) or 11 (Tadashi)? What subjects would they teach?
Definitely Tadashi. He would teach culinary courses.


02) Do you think 2 (Hikaru) is hot? How hot?
Hikaru is supposed to be pretty hot though I think he's hot in a "Gackt singing Le Ciel" kind of way which is pretty unhot to me but quite hot to others.


03) 12 (Demetrius) sends 8 (Masakuni) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I think Demetrius would send Masa on a mission to buy chelly flavored items or a copy of Monster Cock on dvd. I'm fairly certain that the mission wouldn't be successful because I don't really see Masakuni as being very eager to serve someone like Demetrius.


04) What is or would be 9's (Chantal) favorite book?
Chantal can't read.


05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Hikaru) to swear fealty to 6 (L-chan), or the other way around?
Definitely the other way around and it's actually not a very far fetched idea!


06) For some reason, 5 (Officer Jiro) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Chantal) or with 10 (Saku)?
I don't think he approves of Saku's aesthetic so it would be Chantal.


07) 2 (Hikaru), 7 (Goshi) and 12 (Demetrius) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
This would never happen.

08) 3 (kogi) challenges 10 (Saku) to a duel. What happens?
Well, I'm going to assume that they're both toasted if this is happening so it probably ends with one of them getting injured in a really lame way, one of them puking, and both of them passing out.


09) If 1 (Tai) stole 8's (Masakuni) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
I really don't think Tai would want Masakuni's most precious possession. If it did happen, I think Masakuni would press charges to get it back.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Goshi) and 12 (Demetrius) both attain what they most desire.
"The Taste of Fame" In this story, Goshi reaches the top of the lobster career track and Demetrius uses his fame to get a lifetime supply of chelly candy or something.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hiroshi) and 1 (Tai) to work together?
I guess I would make Tai have a sudden interest in judo.


12) If 7 (Goshi) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We might have fun at first but I think we'd eventually end up fighting because he would drive me crazy and I would make him feel pissu.

13) If you could command 3 (kogi) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Let your imagination run wild. ^_~ (That's a command for the reader, not for kogi XDDXDXDXD)

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Tadashi)?
They write him but don't draw him, though he's been drawn once but not completed.

15) If 2 (Hikaru) had to choose sides between 4 (Hiroshi) and 5 (Officer Jiro), which would it be?
Definitely Officer Jiro because I don't think he's got the barrs-chan to stand up against the law.

16) What might 10 (Saku) shout while charging into battle?
Probably something lame like "FACK YOU FACKERS!"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Masakuni), which song would you choose?
What the heck, I have no idea.

18) 1 (Tai), 6 (L-chan), and 12 (Demetrius) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Demetrius would snatch it before anyone else, bite or lick it, decide he doesn't like it, then try to give it to someone else in a childish manner. Tai would be slightly disgusted but L-chan would grab it and save it in a ziplock bag.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Hikaru) to use on 10 (Saku)?
They're not gay! I guess it would be a comment about how Saku is such an amazingu and manry drummer.

20) What would 5 (Officer Jiro) most likely be arrested for?
Um, he's the only police officer in Kikiland and he would never arrest himself.

21) What is 6's (L-chan) secret?
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22) If 11 (Tadashi) and 9 (Chantal) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Not only does Tadashi enjoy food more than exercise (but is surprisingly not fat), Chantal is a cat so naturally Chantal would win.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Goshi) or 8 (Masakuni)?
This is tough. I think I might pick Masakuni but then again, Goshi can be chivalrous (I wanted to use that word) when he wants to be so he might protect me.